Gale Acuff

When you die you go to Heaven to be
judged and if the judgement’s good–it will be
square anyway so always good in that sense
–you get to stay but if you’ve been bad then
it’s off with your head–I mean it’s off to
Hell with you, your immortal soul that is
–sure, you’ll survive Satan’s torment and tor
-ture but still wish you could die all over but
you’re stuck with a lousy eternal life,
you’ll wish you were your body dead on Earth
and even smothered in preservatives
in a coffin underground but rotting
away, that’s how heinous Hell is
so it pays to be good so when you’re dead
you may be dead but at least you’re happy.